happy burfday, chuntress (belated)

happy birthday chuntress...you hot slut







I'm such a bad parent. If my blog were my child it would probably be suffering from third degree burns, hungry, crying, and preparing for a life of therapy (that insurance will not cover). So bring on the beta-blockers for my blog, because it's parent is a day late on wishing it's sexy lil' ass a happy birthday!!!! Who's bringing me cupcakes?


*This is worse than that stupid bear who wanted to tell the moon happy birthday...you can't give the moon a hat, loser. The same way that I can't give me blog a birthday party--I'm always looking for a reason to party...